Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)